28-year-old female gives birth to......

a huge amount of information to be forgotten the second I step out of the computer room.

Yep. It's T-minus 5 days until the big one comes, and I'm already feeling massive brain contractions with each passing hour. This test will determine whether I get to graduate from graduate school this May. If I don't pass, I can just take it again, but I'll just have to suffer intense humiliation and serious case of the grumps. Not to mention that I'll have to cancel my massive graduation party that you'll probably be invited to, all you 10 people who read my blog.

So, in order to do my best on this test, I've decided to blog at 1:30am. I figure that writing out my thoughts while I am hanging off the cliffs of insanity is preferable to having some kind of existential crisis or total meltdown (although the meltdown would probably be much more entertaining and Youtube-worthy).

Anyway, I'm kind of boring in the middle of the night, so please just pray for my mind to be clear this week, especially on Saturday morning. In case you need specifics, my water will break at approximately 9am, and I will have the baby around 12pm. I then plan to chat with my friends about whether it was easy or hard, do a freaky dance in my car, pack, and head to Aspen for the week, where I will boycott anything involving intellect and reason. I can't wait.

The very best,
leslie