It all started out with becoming the pseudo-administrator of our 10-year class reunion myspace account. How could I not have one when I was searching so hard for my high school friends?? So I broke down - that's when the fun started.
For any of you who have a myspace account, you probably know the oh-so-creepy feeling of getting friend requests from scary child molester looking guys - everybody gets those, but it's the emails that I get that crack me up....can I share with you some of the fabulous men of myspace??
From "Chip" (no picture, unfort):
wow! No, i mean, Wow!!! Would love to get an opportunity to know you. Looking for someone to go out and have fun with. I bet all the heads turn when you enter a room. I think you're a very attractive lady. I have a great sense of humor. Would love to make you laugh. Let's talk.
From "Togo":
dayummmmmm...... ur HOT! *drool* lol
From "Psycho Jungle Cat: love the bluebonets and the smile! nice pic looks like it should be a postcard for tx or something hahah ok ill leave u be now
From "Lance" (freaky pic):
so your one of those people i see .parked on the side of the road laying in the blue bonnets and taking pix. haha next year im going to plant them in front of my house and charge admission for people to come and lay in them and take pix.what do ya think? good idea huh? well i must say you do look good doing it though.very pretty.take it easy girl have a good weekend . later lance
Ok friends.....am I the only one who gets some kind of sick pleasure out of hearing from totally random, silly, freaky guys with too much time on their hands that they find me half-way attractive? Shouldn't this bother me? Actually, all it does is crack me up, especially Chip, who thinks, based on a picture and some really mindless questions, that he wants to "make me laugh". How incredibly deep! I'm definitely laughing pal, don't you worry. Sure, let's chat.................here's my private number: 832-555-5555 and my email address: yeahright@gmail.com. Love ya hottie. Smooch.
1 comment:
Wow, for some reason I never got a response to my Email to yeahright@gmail.com.
For an interesting example on how social networking sites can actually make the world a better place, check out www.kiva.org. The profiles are less sweaty, but the causes are more compelling. Kind of like MySpace meets 3rd world microfinance. For more info, check out the About page and the FAQ.
Now stop crushing on the high school boys.
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